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  • Customer: Those books, how much?
  • Bernard: Hmm?
  • Customer: Those books. Leather-bound ones.
  • Bernard: Yes, Dickens. The collective works of Charles Dickens.
  • Customer: They real leather?
  • Bernard: They're real Dickens.
  • Customer: I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with a sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred for them.
  • Bernard: Two hundred what?
  • Customer: Two hundred pounds...
  • Bernard: Are they leather-bound pounds?
  • Customer: No...
  • Bernard: Sorry, I need leather-bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next!
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Dear people,
be happy for those who are happy dont try and make anyones decisions for them. when in doubt present them all the options objectively explain things and let them do what they choose. yes it may be stupid but what people do is their choice. you can advise them you cant decide for them and they normally know a lot more then you about what pertains to them no matter how smart and knowledgeable and all powerful you delusioned dbags think you are

thankyou

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fuckyeahmarksanchez:

85/100 » Pictures of Mark Sanchez

Flashback Photo — Rookie year

ah the days when people believed in the sanchize. when the jets were credible. to think this was just 2 years ago… we suck

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facts-i-just-made-up:

To anyone who says that gay marriage isn’t a slippery slope: Take a look at the future.  This is a photo of a woman about to marry a nuclear explosion in a containment suit.  They can’t have kids together as the Bible commands, they can’t even kiss because it would melt her head off.  That isn’t what God intended, not at all.

And don’t send me letters about “The Nuclear Family” this isn’t what that means.

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me and becky have recently started these high fives…

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nfloffseason:

Three preseason games and no touchdowns.

Look, everything that happens in the preseason can be couched with “Yeah, but it’s just the preseason.” With that said, there really aren’t a lot of positives to take away from this Jets offense. Usually you can score a touchdown by accident in the preseason.

YEAH WE SUCK SO MUCH

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I LOVE
A) HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS

B)THIS FILM

C)THE PATRICK BATEMAN CHARACTER PSYCHOLOGY

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